• ryan ross when writing pretty.odd.: lol fuck dat bro pass me a joint and a tamborine I HAVE AN IDEA

dammitmishaa:

So my friend came into school one day wearing a dress that had straps and the vice principal came up to her and said “You need to either change or cover your shoulders up because it’ll distract the boys” to which she replied “Well I find boys faces distracting, do they have to cover them up?” and the vice principal said “Maybe you should focus in class more.”

If that doesn’t tell you that things are messed up, then I don’t know what does. 

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anastasiajeanettemarie:

sizvideos:

If Girls Hit On Guys Like Guys Hit On Girls - Video

LOOK AT THIS. LOOK AT THIS, MEN WHO DO THIS, AND FEEL FOOLISH

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davidcrap:

if a gay guy complements a girl does he say “no hetero” afterwards?

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rhymewithrachel:

it’s 2014 can we stop pretending that levi is a suave motherfucker

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50shadesofmattcohen:

donttouchthescarf:

eldunariliduen:

doctorwho:

Ellie and Carl + Rory and Amy (Up + Doctor Who)

pilgrimkitty:

tea-and-sarcasm:

CANNOT UNSEE

*flail*

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And then the sad realization that they’re even more alike now.

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INHUMAN WAILS OF PAIN AND SUFFERING

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lalondes:

humansofnewyork:

"So do you sell drugs?" "No I’m only five"

#sounds like something a drug dealer would say

lalondes:

humansofnewyork:

"So do you sell drugs?" "No I’m only five"

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theoppositeoflamp:

frightfullytreeish:

man-thing:



DOCTOR STARK WAS SO ANNOYED HE WENT AND GOT FOUR MORE


#HAHAHAHAHAHAHA #OH TONY #I mean presumably this is just writer inconsistency #but I like to imagine Tony Stark is the kinda guy who gets doctorates out of spite #HE HAS A DOCTORATE IN SHUT UP STEVE #PHD IN PETER PARKER YOU AREN’T AS FUNNY AS YOU THINK YOU ARE
YES

the-anal-rapist:

My mom: “Hurry up, we have to go now!”

Me: “I’m coming…”

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topless-bottom:

that-kid-in-the-drifloon-hat:

slutstatus:

can you believe that there are people on this earth who have never seen this video before

oh no oh no oh no OH NO oh my god.

UGGS FROM LAST YEAR

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topless-bottom:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

gr4y-cl0uds:

itsflooo:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 

You the man

fucking beautiful


yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy


Ruining it for the rich who run the system that is

topless-bottom:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

gr4y-cl0uds:

itsflooo:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 

You the man

fucking beautiful

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yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Ruining it for the rich who run the system that is

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lonelymountainorbust:

when somebody introduces a dog to you by saying “this is my dog”

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